Throughout the course of history we've had some bad ass movies that have won our hearts and have won titles like "Best drama" or "Best comedy" or maybe even "Best motion picture". To me some movies would be The Godfather (first one), What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Dark Knight, and a couple others.
However, there have also been some movies that are the complete opposite. Horrible, suck ass, waste of space (of digital film space that is), awful, shitty, stupid, etc. These movies that just make you wish you hadn't wasted valuable and precious time of our lives.
This is in no order from shitty to more shitty but these films are just point blank crap.
1. Kazaam
"He's a Rappin' Genie-With-An-Attitude...And He's Ready For Slam-Dunk fun!" Seriously what the hell is that all about? And Shaq acting thumbs down.
2. Glitter
Just the name itself sounds stupid. Plus Mariah Carey -_- Yeah. Its poo.
3. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Here just read the quick synopsis of the movie: "A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere." Enough said. Wtf?
4. From Justin to Kelly
OMG read this quick synopsis: "A lonely, sexually repressed man. A depressed woman. A summer camp. On this fateful night, they will meet... and their hearts will become one." I think I might start a whole new post on crappy movie synopsis. The worst movie! It was a musical what the?
5. Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
Animal movies are one of my favs but this one did not do it. Wth worst dialogue ever! Watch Underdog or Marmaduke instead.
6. Jumper
All that's good about this movie is looking at the very hot Hayden Christensen jump around looking sexy as hell but that's it! The plot and character developments are a mess.
7. When in Rome
It's like watching the freaking Lizzie McGuire movie except its not cute at all and the age of the actors makes it seem stupid.
8. All of the recent disney channel movies!
Seriously I won't even give them much attention but every plot is the same. Changing the setting and the name of the characters isn't all it takes Disney. Y'all had so much talent before when there were movies like Cinderella, Snow white, The Hunchback , I can't believe they all came from what we call now the makers of the same company as Camp Rock or Dadnapped. Ugh.
So those are the worst movies ever in my opinion. Of course there are many more but for right now that's all I have. Maybe I'll post another post like this especially since this is the 3D obsessed generation. :/
Until next time!
Signing off,
Stripes!
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